A Stream Of Dickheads: The Sanspants Twitch Album, by Matt.

A Stream Of Dickheads: The Sanspants Twitch Album

by Matt.

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1.	The Jackson Spookitorium 03:41	lyrics	buy track
Have you ever seen a rat with a tits and a ass Have you ever seen a horse with hands Have you ever seen a crab with the face of a man No I didn’t think that you had Here at Jackson Baly's Spookitorium we got it all We’ve got abominations against God And if you don’t believe me just come and see There’s so much fun to be had Here at the Jackson Spookitorium Here at the jackson Spookitorium Have you ever seen a man flying off into space With no idea where to go And have you ever seen a man try to build up a wall But it’s always full of goddamn holes Yeah Jackson’s the master of all that is ghastly But don’t ask him to do any research Cos he loves ghouls and ghosts but what he loves the most Is not having to do any work Here at the Jackson Spookitorium Here at the Jackson Spookitorium Have you ever met a man who can travel the world From the comfort of his own home And have you ever met a man who would choose to spend More time in Gympie than he does in Rome Well he may be mad but he’s got a big brass crab It’s shiny and it makes a big ding And he won it off a bloke with the head of a goat Who thought that they were better than him Down in the Jackson Spookitorium Down in the Jackson Spookitorium
2.	Duscher Forever 03:18	lyrics	buy track
There was a man, handsome and strong He wanted to play skateboards the whole day long He learned how to Ollie he learned how to grind He loved to watch movies punch an alien be an ape and then do crime Duscher forever doing kickflips all the time He’s a magical skateboard boy just living life one half pipe at a time Duscher forever cos his tricks are fuckin' sick And if you don’t think so then he’ll wind up and he’ll punch you in the dick So then Joel Duscher decided to stream To show the people his skateboard tricks on Twitch.tv He wore a band T-shirt his mic’s in a drawer But that doesn’t matter cos he’s handsome and he’s awesome at skateboards Duscher forever doing kickflips all the time He’s a magical skateboard boy just living life one half pipe at a time Duscher forever cos his tricks are fuckin' sick And if you don’t think so then he’ll wind up and he’ll punch you in the dick Duscher forever doing kickflips all the time He’s a magical skateboard boy just living life one half pipe at a time Duscher forever cos his tricks are fuckin' sick And if you don’t think so then he’ll wind up and he’ll punch you in the dick
3.	The Dip Herd 02:46	lyrics	buy track
There is a legend of a man with a moustache and a plan To hold all our hearts to ransom and stream all the games he can Just for the herd He's doing it for the herd A man of war a man of action killing brings him satisfaction but you'll never see him happier than when he's yelling at Jackson For the Herd He's doing it for the herd So drop on by to hear him cry and scream and rage at the games he plays cos he's doing it all for you Now Some call him crabapple some they call him Krispy Kreme but we all just call him Adam so you know just what we mean All for the herd We're doing it for the herd We do our best to keep him sated sitting properly, well hydrated But he pretty much ignores us as he's usually frustrated at the herd he's doing it for the herd
4.	Cash Money 03:49	lyrics	buy track
Cass Paige taking the stage She's doing her best at the games that she plays Completing the tutorial on her own Cass Paige as her sanity frays She'll tell us about all the goods that she baked Turning gingerbread houses into gingerbread homes Cass Paige never enraged She's taking her time and her brain is engaged She knows the solution is always holes Cass Paige in the space age Smart as a whip and as wise as a sage Nothing can stop her from reaching her goals She enunciates perfectly Limerick speaking Just don't ask her to talk when she'd rather be sleeping Isn't it funny How everybody's running To that Cash Cash Money Sooner or later Everybody's racing To that Cash Cash Money Cool and funny Always bright and sunny Yeah that’s Cash Cash Money So Don't be boring Give all of your small things To Cash Cash Money, Cash Cash Money Cass Paige Forgetting to save Relying on chat to observe her mistakes Otherwise this game may never end Cass Paige, clever and brave Moves like a spider Doritos are pegged Falling asleep in a movie with friends Well Adams annoyed But her conscience is clean Now can somebody tell her whos that girl on the screen well Isn't it funny How everybody's running To that Cash Cash Money Sooner or later Everybody's racing To that Cash Cash Money Cool and funny Always bright and sunny Yeah that’s Cash Cash Money So Don't be boring Give all of your small things To Cash Cash Money, Cash Cash Money
5.	Oh No Goblins! 01:57	lyrics	buy track
Oh No Goblins
6.	Great Ocean Road 02:46	lyrics	buy track
Come on now babies cos it's time for an adventure Where will we go nobody knows Jackson is driving and I don't think he can read a map So hold onto your butts cos it's time to go For a trip down... The great ocean road Come on let's go It's time for the show Come on let's party Make sure you piss before you leave Great ocean road I've got a chode I saw a toad Now I'm feeling randy Get ready for fun like you wouldn't believe Come on cunts! Come on now baby grab a shrimp and grab your barbie Cos we're going on an epic quest Make sure you grab some extra thongs in case you lose one Because if you do we'll not be going back As we wander... The great ocean road Come on let's go It's time for the show Come on let's party Make sure you piss before you leave Great ocean road I've got a chode I saw a toad Now I'm feeling randy Get ready for fun like you wouldn't believe One time acapella! The great ocean road Come on let's go It's time for the show Come on let's party Make sure you piss before you leave Great ocean road I've got a chode I saw a toad Now I'm feeling randy Get ready for fun like you wouldn't believe Right, get in the fucking car!
7.	Kevin The Rohrohroh 00:43	lyrics	buy track
Well I know a man named Kevin He's square and kinda wide He doesn't really move much Till you hit him in the side But then he really gets going But he only goes one way And if you listen real close You're sure to hear him say ROHROHROHROHROH A most unpleasant noise ROHROHROHROHROH He really sounds annoyed ROHROHROHROHROH I don't know what he say But it's moist and kinda angry So I hope that he's ok Go on Kevin! ROHROHROHROHROH ROHROHROHROHROH ROHROHROHROHROH ROHROHROHROHROH ROHROHROHROHROH ROHROHROHROHROH ROHROHROHROHROH ROHROHROHROHROH
8.	Horny Hype Train 02:08	lyrics	buy track
It's a god damn hype train So give me all your money If you think I'm funny or cool It's a god damn hype train Hand over all your bits And play my songs and shit Unless you want me to look like a fool? Trains leaving the station So get on board if you're not a nerd And give a TOOT! TOOT! We're doing well We're gonna ride this hype train all the way to hell We're still ON this hype train I think the breaks are broken Looks like god has spoken, oh no So come and fuck this hype train And though it won't be cheap Lets all get elbow deep Right into it's train butthole Train's got a pussy, So get on board if you like to fuck And give a TOOT! TOOT! And do a jizz We're gonna fuck this train And have some train babies Come on everyone We're gonna have fun Drill some holes in the carriage Fill them up with your cum There's a train fuckin party goin on tonight Come on everyone We're gonna have fun Drill some holes in the carriage Fill them up with your cum There's a train fuckin party goin on tonight Come on everyone We're gonna have fun Drill some holes in the carriage Fill them up with your cum There's a train fuckin party goin on tonight Tonight Tonight
9.	BigSoftTitty.MP3 - The Tom and Demi Suite 04:52	lyrics	buy track
Are they a horse? Are they a horse? Are they a horse? Are they a horse? Are they a horse? Are they a horse? Are they a horse? Are they a horse? Are they a horse? All hail the Cube The Cube

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For all the Joels, Jackson Babies, Lardnerds, Cassholes, and every member of the Dip Herd and Tommunity! It's the collected works of twitch musical nonsense made by me! Get it in yer earholes!

Super NSFW, contains swears and worse, please don’t tell my mum...

Cover art by the incredible Jamdoodles, hire them at www.jamdoodles.com or on Instagram at @doodlesofjam

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released January 12, 2021

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Matt's House of Music Cardiff, UK

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I'm Matt, and I specialise in writing and recording custom, one-off songs and tunes for all your music needs. So if you've something that can be enhanced with some music, hit me up and I'll bloody enhance it mate!

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